In its 40 years of operation, the Make-A-Wish Foundation has brought hope to hundreds of thousands of sick children by making their wishes come true. Tragically, however, the nonprofit now has a request on its hands that’s proving nearly impossible to fulfill: Make-A-Wish is in total crisis mode after a terminally ill 12-year-old demanded he get a blowjob from Mrs. Incredible.
Yikes. What a disaster.
Since receiving the wish from a boy in Omaha, NE with terminal leukemia last week, the Make-A-Wish foundation has been in a state of total disarray as they try to figure out if it’s ethically acceptable for them to solicit a blowjob for a dying child, and if it is, how they’d possibly be able to get him one from a cartoon character. Although Make-A-Wish representatives have offered the boy several similar yet more doable wishes, like getting a hug from someone wearing a Mrs. Incredible costume, or doing a meet and greet with actress Holly Hunter who voices the character in the Pixar films, the boy has remained steadfast in his demand that he get a blowjob from “the real Mrs. Incredible.” He has also explicitly told Make-A-Wish officials that they can’t try to trick him on this, because he will “totally be able to tell if it’s not really her.”
While the Make-A-Wish Foundation historically does everything they can to grant a child’s wish, their staff is reportedly split regarding the decision to grant this boy’s request. On the one hand, it would be incredibly cruel to deny a dying child’s final wish, but on the other, not only are there glaring legal implications associated with granting a 12-year-old’s wish for a blowjob, the technology to allow someone to receive a blowjob from a cartoon character likely does not exist. However, nobody, not even the staff members who are adamant that his request be denied, wants to tell the boy that he won’t be getting his dying wish. The only time the boy has smiled in weeks was when he told his doctor about how wonderful it will be to “get sucked off just once by the real Mrs. Incredible,” and nobody wants to be the one to break his heart by telling him that this might not happen.
Wow. This request is causing a major disruption to the non-profit, as dozens of employees have already resigned over this complicated decision. Here’s hoping that Make-A-Wish figures out how to handle this soon, because until it does, things are going to remain a total frenzy.
