This is such a huge win for indecisive people. If you haven’t decided whether you want a receipt for gas or not, this gas pump will let you select ‘maybe’ to reflect your uncertainty. We hope this option comes to gas pumps everywhere sometime soon!
Major Win For The Indecisive: This Gas Pump Offers A ‘Maybe’ Option When It Asks If You’d Like A Receipt

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