This is fantastic news: Trader Joe’s just raised their parking lot speed limit to 70 mph! No longer will we have to limit ourselves to cruising their parking lots at barely 50—we can finally go as fast as we need to. This just made grocery shopping 100x better!
Awesome: Trader Joe’s Raised Their Parking Lot Speed Limit To 70 MPH
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