Thank God: The Penguins In This Kids Movie Just Started A Soul Train To ‘Everybody Dance Now’ Which Means The Movie Will Probably Be Over Soon News Thank God: The Penguins In This Kids Movie Just Started A Soul Train To ‘Everybody Dance Now’ Which Means The Movie Will Probably Be Over Soon June 30, 2021
Clearly Deflecting: Kevin Spacey Just Tried To Do His Own #MeToo About Being Groomed By A 9-Foot-Tall, Seemingly Mythical Entity He Calls ‘The Wanderer’ News Clearly Deflecting: Kevin Spacey Just Tried To Do His Own #MeToo About Being Groomed By A 9-Foot-Tall, Seemingly Mythical Entity He Calls ‘The Wanderer’ June 29, 2021
Not A Great Sign: Every Blurb On This Book Cover Is Clearly Written So As To Carefully Avoid Having To Say The Book Is Good News Not A Great Sign: Every Blurb On This Book Cover Is Clearly Written So As To Carefully Avoid Having To Say The Book Is Good June 29, 2021
America Is Better Than This: These Chairless People Are Being Forced to Fight Over A Constantly Diminishing Supply Of Chairs News America Is Better Than This: These Chairless People Are Being Forced to Fight Over A Constantly Diminishing Supply Of Chairs June 28, 2021
Incredible Achievement: Mom Has Become The World’s Slowest Solver Of Something She Calls ‘Sudoka’ News Incredible Achievement: Mom Has Become The World’s Slowest Solver Of Something She Calls ‘Sudoka’ June 28, 2021
A Piece Of History: The Riding Mower That Whoopi Goldberg, John Denver, and Dobby Used To Escape New York After The 9/11 Attacks Is Coming To The Smithsonian News A Piece Of History: The Riding Mower That Whoopi Goldberg, John Denver, and Dobby Used To Escape New York After The 9/11 Attacks Is Coming To The Smithsonian June 24, 2021
Heartbreaking: This Overweight Boy Is Too Self-Conscious To Take His Shirt Off At A Masked Orgy News Heartbreaking: This Overweight Boy Is Too Self-Conscious To Take His Shirt Off At A Masked Orgy June 24, 2021
