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Get Excited, Ornithologists: There Are Birds!

If you’re an ornithologist who makes a living studying birds, then we’ve got some incredible news for you! It turns out that there are birds!

That’s right. The mighty toucan! The stupid and beautiful bald eagle! The feeble and rarely eaten peacock! All these birds and more are yes and absolutely. From normal birds to tiny birds so small that they can fit inside your car, they come in all varieties, and they’re just waiting for ornithologists like you to solve all their avian mysteries!

To better demonstrate the extent to which there are birds, please take a look at this list of some of the fabulous locations where birds can be found:

1. Outside
2. Inside
3. Hotels/Volcanoes
4. Elsewhere
5. An area

Wow! It simply cannot be denied that birds are around.

This has got to be heaven for all you ornithologists out there! So go on! Get excited! Wave your arms around in the air! Maybe you’ll hit a passing bird, of which there are several.

Still not convinced? Well, check out this painting about a bird:


This sketch is based on none other than the real-life popular bird known as “Arnold’s North Pigeon.” If you’re an ornithologist who dedicates your life to figuring out what birds are and what their guts are doing, then you’ve got a lot to be thankful for!

At this point, you’re probably wondering, “Does a bird happen?” To such a question, we can only reply, “Yes. A bird happens. You can wager your groin on it.” It’s just so simple that even an idiot can know it: There are birds.

Faith in humanity restored!