In a piece on SI.com, NBA star LeBron James wrote about his decision to return to his hometown team, the Cleveland Cavaliers. Here are our thoughts on how his essay turned out.
Grading LeBron James’ Essay
- Absolutely Stunning: This Woman Just Located The Restaurant Bathroom Purely Through Her Own Grit And Instinct
- LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO! This Chapter Is One Paragraph
- What, Do They Think We’re All Complete Idiots Or Something? Wikipedia Has A Page For ‘Dog’
- Major Uproar: Millions Of Dogs Are Furious After Dog Magazine (Paris Review For Dogs) Awarded Bobbins The Bernedoodle (A Pretty Unremarkable Dog) The 2024 Padfooted Prize (Basically Like The Dog Version Of An Oscar/Nobel Prize)