Fantasy fans around the world have been impatiently waiting for George RR Martin to complete the next novel in the A Song of Ice and Fire series, The Winds of Winter. While sadly it’s still not complete, we can give you the next best thing: ClickHole has gained the exclusive rights to publish the first word in the upcoming novel in its entirety! We won’t keep you waiting any longer. Here it is:
Wow! If the rest of the words in this highly anticipated novel are anything like the first one, Game of Thrones fans are definitely in for a treat! This is definitely going to be worth the wait!
Incredible Exclusive: Here Is The First Word From George RR Martin’s Long-Awaited Upcoming Novel ‘The Winds Of Winter’ In Its Entirety
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