Here is The Sponge. His antics excite you. He is from your past, and it feels good to see him.
It’s The Sponge. You Love The Sponge.
The Strong Lobster lives for nothing except muscles. Beyond his muscles, he has no existence. He is one of your favorites.
Here is the Woman Of Endless Expansions. She lost her mind in prison because The Sponge could not drive. This story is a cherished memory of your youth.
The Rodent lives in a house of death where The Sponge is cooked alive. He visits her often.
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