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Jojo Siwa And The Queer Elders Choir Of Baltimore Proudly Present An All-Text Cover Of ‘Blurred Lines’!

Welcome, one and all, to a very special text-only rendition of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” as performed by Jojo Siwa and the Queer Elders Choir of Baltimore!

Everybody get up
Everybody get up (hey, hey, hey)
Hey, hey, hey (uh)
Hey, hey, hey (ha-ha) (woo)
Turn me up

If you can’t hear what I’m trying to say (hey girl, come here)
If you can’t read from the same page (hey)
Maybe I’m going deaf (hey, hey, hey)
Maybe I’m going blind (hey, hey, hey)
Maybe I’m out of my mind, mind (hey, hey, hey)
Okay, now he was close
Tried to domesticate you
But you’re an animal
Baby, it’s in your nature (meow)
Just let me liberate you (hey, hey, hey)
You don’t need no takers (hey, hey, hey)
That man is not your maker (hey, hey, hey)

 

And that’s why I’m gon’ take a good girl (everybody get up)
I know you want it (hey)
I know you want it
I know you want it
You’re a good girl (hey, hey)
Can’t let it get past me (oh yeah)
You’re far from plastic (alright)
Talkin’ ’bout getting blasted
I hate these blurred lines
I know you want it (hey)
I know you want it (oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah-yeah)
I know you want it
But you’re a good girl (ah, hey)
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty (ah, hey, hey)
Go ahead, get at me (everybody get up) (come on!)

NOW HIT ‘EM WITH THE BIG LETTERS, JOJO!

What do they make dreams for
When you got them jeans on? (Why?)
What do we need steam for?
You the hottest bitch in this place
I feel so lucky (hey, hey, hey)
You wanna hug me (hey, hey, hey)
What rhymes with hug me? (Hey, hey, hey)
Hey (everybody get up)
Okay, now he was close
Tried to domesticate you
But you’re an animal
Baby, it’s in your nature (uh-huh)
Just let me liberate you (hey, hey, hey) (uh-huh)
You don’t need no takers (hey, hey, hey) (uh-huh)
That man is not your maker (hey, hey, hey) (uh-huh)

 

And that’s why I’m gon’ take a good girl (everybody get up)
I know you want it
I know you want it (hey)
I know you want it
You’re a good girl
Can’t let it get past me (hey)
You’re far from plastic (oh)
Talkin’ ’bout getting blasted (everybody get up)
I hate these blurred lines (hate them lines)
I know you want it (I hate them lines)
I know you want it (I hate them lines)
I know you want it
But you’re a good girl (good girl)
The way you grab me (hustle gang, homie)
Must wanna get nasty (let go) (I say Rob)
Go ahead, get at me (let me holla at ’em real quick)

 

 

BREAK IT DOWN FOR US IN ITALICS, JOHN WATERS!

 

One thing I ask of you
Let me be the one you back that ass up to (come on!)
Go from Malibu to Paris, boo (yeah)
Had a bitch, but she ain’t bad as you (uh-uh, ayy)
So, hit me up when you pass through (oh)
I’ll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two
Swag on ’em even when you dress casual
I mean, it’s almost unbearable (hey, hey, hey) (everybody get up)
In a hundred years not dare would I
Pull a Pharcyde, let you pass me by
Nothin’ like your last guy, he too square for you
He don’t smack that ass and pull your hair like that (you like it)
So I’m just watchin’ and waitin’
For you to salute the true big pimpin’
Not many women can refuse this pimpin’
I’m a nice guy, but don’t get it confused, get pimpin’ (everybody get up)

 

 

BACK TO YOU, QUEER ELDERS!

 

 

Shake your rump
Get down, get up
Do it like it hurt, like it hurt
What, you don’t like work?

 

 

Hey (everybody get up)
Baby, can you breathe?
I got this from Jamaica
It always works for me
Dakota to Decatur (uh-huh)
No more pretending (hey, hey, hey) (uh-huh)
‘Cause now you’re winning (hey, hey, hey) (uh-huh)
Here’s our beginning (hey, hey, hey) (uh-huh)
I always wanted

 

 

NOW BRING US HOME WITH A SCARY FONT, BALTIMORE QUEERS!!!

 

 

Everybody get up
Everybody get up
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

 

 

Brava! Brava! What a fabulous performance by Jojo Siwa, the Queer Elders Choir of Baltimore, and, of course, special guest John Waters! Encore!