If you missed last night’s big night, ClickHole is here to get you up to speed on all things Oscars, movies, and gigantic sexual stars.
Missed Our Oscars Live-Tweet Last Night? Here Are 15 Tweets That Sum The Night Up Perfectly

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- Death With Dignity: Life Alert Has Added A Self-Destruct Button
- An Ouroboros Of Failure: Every Man In This Friend Group Has Been Used By Every Other Man In This Friend Group As An Example Of A Guy You ‘Don’t Want To End Up Like’
- Not Helping Their Reputation: All 12 Of The Fans The Dance Cam Just Showed On The Jumbotron At The Phillies Game Were Pissing Into Bottles
- ‘From The Gentleman Tipping His Hat To You In The Celebrity Row’: Steve Schirripa Keeps Sending White Wine To The Knicks Bench




