If you missed last night’s big night, ClickHole is here to get you up to speed on all things Oscars, movies, and gigantic sexual stars.
Missed Our Oscars Live-Tweeting? Here Are The 10 Tweets That Sum The Night Up Perfectly

- Justice At Last: This Man Was Just Released From Prison After Serving 25 Years For A Crime He Didn’t Even Feel Like Committing That Much
- Feminist Win! This Woman Is Wearing A Ton Of Makeup, Which For Her Is Way Braver Than Going No-Makeup Because She Is Fucking Terrible At Putting On Makeup
- Goddammit, He’s Literally The Last Person Who Deserves This: A Caravan Of Royal Courtiers From Faraway Just Arrived In DC To Inform Mitch McConnell That He’s Been A Prince All Along
- Prepare To Eat Shit, Food Dunce: This Man Thinks He Can Swap In His 10-Inch Springform Pan Where The Recipe Explicitly Calls For A 9-Inch Fluted Tart Pan