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Relationship Goals: John Legend And Chrissy Teigen Have Both Had Their Consciousness Uploaded Into The Same Smart Fridge

If you weren’t already cursing yourself for not having a perfect relationship like Chrissy Teigen and John Legend, you’re going to start after reading this. The greatest couple in the history of couples just somehow found a way to make their perfect relationship even more perfect by having their consciousnesses uploaded into the same smart fridge.

Uh, can you say #relationshipgoals?

Yep, John and Chrissy have got us standing and applauding after having their souls extracted from their mortal shells and intertwined forever on the hard drive of a single Samsung Family Hub Touchscreen fridge. If only everyone could be in a relationship this amazing!

“I love my wife very much, and having our brains digitized so we could exist side by side within the same high-tech refrigerator was the way we could be closest,” said John Legend’s mind via text displayed using the fridge’s digital bulletin board. “I’ve always dreamed of meeting a woman whose consciousness could combine with mine inside the circuitry of a high-end appliance, and I’ve known ever since I met her that Chrissy is definitely that woman.”

Chrissy Teigen charmingly responded by flipping the kitchen lights on and off a few times using the fridge’s SmartThings app.

This is just more proof that there will never be another couple as absolutely flawless as John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. We hope the celebrity couple is happy in their new life together as digitized brains housed within the hard drive of a smart fridge. We can’t wait to see what kinds of adorable mischief they get up to together now that their minds are both in control of the fridge’s display console and temperature settings!