Squeeee! It looks like Meghan Markle has officially been welcomed into the royal family by its matriarch, because she’s wearing Queen Elizabeth II’s heirloom diamond-and-sapphire NuvaRing! Originally crafted by the royal jeweler in 1841 for Queen Victoria, the NuvaRing incorporates historic gemstones from generations of European royals, and is credited with preventing the births of hundreds of would-be inbred flipper children. It was personally cherished by Queen Elizabeth II, who admired it enough to have it implanted prior to her honeymoon to make sure she and Phillip could fuck like animals without worrying about getting pregnant. And now this diamond-studded rubber loop has been passed on to Meghan! Congratulations to the bride on being trusted with such a treasured piece!
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