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Science FTW: NASA Has Announced That Tonight Is The Night

Pay attention, because you’ll definitely want to catch NASA’s latest report. The space agency has discovered a special occurrence that can be enjoyed by veteran stargazers and newbies alike: NASA has announced that tonight is the night.

This is incredibly exciting! NASA just proved yet again that science is the coolest thing in the world.

“Based on extensive astronomical observations and calculations, our researchers have determined that tonight is absolutely the night, and that it’s up to us to make it count,” NASA wrote in a statement on its website. “While we originally believed that a night like this wouldn’t occur until we were living through the best days of our lives, recent data suggests that these are the best days of our lives. Right here. Right now. We pinpointed this phenomenon within a range of just a few hours, and we can report definitively that it’s tonight, and it’s up to all of us to make it count.”

According to NASA, this magical night will begin just as the final light of sunset starts filtering through the leaves in that breathtaking way that makes you realize you’ll never be younger and more alive than you are right now, and that the phenomenon will continue for as long as you’re willing to hold onto the moment and plunge headlong into the deep and mysterious evening utterly convinced that destiny is what you make it and that this is your time to chase your dreams no matter how crazy they may seem because, damn it, “crazy” is just another word for “beautiful,” and on a night like this every beautiful thing is possible.

The agency also says that the prevailing theories of modern astrophysics suggest that this kind of night only happens once in a lifetime, so if you don’t experience it now, then it will completely pass you by.

Incredible. Thanks to NASA for making everyone aware of this once-in-a-lifetime event. Tonight is definitely an event you don’t want to miss!