Excitement overload! We’ve all heard the rumors before, but now it seems like a Seinfeld reunion is definitely in the works after principal cast members Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Michael Richards were all spotted in the exact same southern California city yesterday. Giddyup!
This map below seems to be unequivocal proof that Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer are getting back together for one last go!
These sightings are real, and they’re spectacular!
Think it’s too good to be true? Think again: Seinfeld executive producer Greg Shapiro was also spotted on the same exact continent as Jerry, Julia, Jason, and Michael, in a Manhattan coffee shop. Could this be due to pure chance? A million to one shot, doc, a million to one!
Sources have also placed every single Seinfeld cast member, writer, and producer (including Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Larry David) on a single planet in a midsize solar system in a barred spiral galaxy. Why would they all be in the same place if not for a reunion? This is one fact we don’t want to yadda yadda yadda over!
The gang’s all here!
Entertainment blogs have additionally confirmed that everyone associated with the hit show exhibits a positive quantum position, meaning that all of their particles exist in a plane of space-time consistent with that of the observable world. Time to pop the popcorn, because one thing that doesn’t have any shrinkage is the probability of this reunion!