Wow. This is powerful journalism!
Speaking Truth To Power: The New York Times Editorial Board Just Used Their Platform To Make A Brave Statement Against War In The Middle East
- Fighting Porn Addiction: Accessing PornHub Will Now Require Letting A Random Convenience Store Clerk Know You Are About To Masturbate Like You Had To Do Back When You Needed To Use Magazines
- Seizing The Moment: Amid Backlash Over Nike’s New Colin Kaepernick Ad, Skechers Just Released A Commercial Boasting That They’re Spineless Cowards Who Stand For Nothing
- About Time: Vlad The Impaler's Ninth Generation Descendant Has Finally Publicly Denounced Impaling
- Fuck, He Must Be Really Good: This World Cup Player Just Has One Name
- About Time! Tampax Has Introduced A Tampon With A String Long Enough That The Judge Can Pull Out Your Tampon From Their Bench When You’re On Jury Duty
- Incredible: Hanes Has Released A Line Of Socks That Are Already Covered In Dog Hair And Little Pieces Of Cereal That You Can Wear To Your Friend’s Lowkey Disgusting House
- Toxic Masculinity At Its Worst: This Man’s Body Has A Penis And Testicles Hanging Right Off Of It
- A Wise And Worldly Woman: This 25-Year-Old Is Divorced
