Touching. Emotional. Inspirational. The speeches given by Oscar winners usually exhibit one of these major characteristics, but here were some acceptances from last night’s ceremony that hit every mark.
The Best Speeches From Last Night’s Oscars
1. Alejandro González Iñárritu, Best Original Screenplay for Birdman
- Master Tactician: Joe Biden Just Solemnly Pushed A Figurine That Looks Exactly Like Him Across A Tabletop Map Towards A Dot Labeled ‘McDonald’s’
- Silver Lining: Making Fun Of Your Uncle’s Midlife Crisis Is Bringing You And Your Mom A Lot Closer Together
- An Incredibly Sad Day For Everyone: All 3 Of The 3 Stooges Are Probably Dead By Now
- About Time: Build-A-Bear Workshop Will Now Give You The Option To Have Your Toy Bear Stuffed With A Bunch Of Live Mice And Chipmunks