If you think you need a full book or movie to tell a scary story, then you’re wrong! Just check out these chilling two-sentence horror stories that are bound to give you goosebumps.

A flash of lightning momentarily illuminates your bedroom, and you see that there are dozens of ravens perched around your bed, staring at you. They’re getting germs all over your things!

“The new episode of Breaking Bad was great last night,” he said. They hadn’t made a new episode of Breaking Bad in over a year.

Trembling, you pull back the shower curtain. No, it can’t be: another shower curtain.

The woman was asked to identify the body for the police. “Yes,” she said, surveying the corpse, “That’s me before I’ve had my coffee in the morning.”

Offering a truce, he held out his hand, then his other one. Then his other one.

Mr. and Mrs. Johnson went to the doctor to see why baby Hannah wouldn’t eat. “Why, it’s because your baby is a skeleton,” the doctor said, to which Mr. and Mrs. Johnson replied, “Oh, that explains it.”

A zombie is riding a hang glider. He’s landed it right next to you now!

The waiter came and told us the specials. He’s still telling them to this very day.

Your father takes off his coat, then his hat, then his face?! Hold on, it was just a mask, but now he really does take off his face.

This morning, I found a $20 iTunes gift card under my pillow with a note that said “Happy Mother’s Day, From Your Son.” I’m barren.

I’m really glad you came out and saw us. We’re playing here again next week if you want to come.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. They were yours, you ghost baby.

You get a FaceTime call from the number 666. Not picking that one up!

Do you remember the plot of the movie The Others? That.

“Great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather,” I typed into Ancestry.com, as a joke. Only one result found: Lucifer.