If you’re a busy woman with an around-the-clock job, get excited, because there’s an awesome new product that’s about to make your hectic life much easier: Thinx just released a 10-inch-thick pantsuit that busy working women can bleed into for up to six years.
Finally, a company that gets it! This is a total game changer.
Available online this week, Thinx’s innovative new pantsuits are constructed out of a remarkably dense and absorbent fabric that is designed to withstand even the heaviest of menstruation, keeping wearers leak-free and business-ready for six calendar years. The pantsuits are being marketed to women in high-power careers who don’t want to have to worry about their period interrupting important meetings, and Thinx claims that the stylish, nearly-foot-thick garments will give women the confidence they need to boldly ascend the corporate ladder without their menses getting in the way.
“Our new pantsuits can capably soak up your blood and cervical mucus for as many as 70 consecutive menstrual cycles, keeping you protected from the time you’re hired as a junior associate all the way till you’re named partner,” said Thinx in a press release. “And with a chic wrinkle-proof outer layer and shape-enhancing, 10-inch-thick bodice, these pantsuits will make you look just as good as you feel. So scratch buying tampons from your day planner, because the only thing on your to-do list for the next six years is securing that raise!”
The pantsuit comes in a timeless jet-black shade, making it a versatile wardrobe option for everything from power lunches to international flights to intense boardroom negotiations. Plus, it’s easily washable, so when your pantsuit becomes fully saturated with over half a decade of menstrual emissions, just run a power washer over it a few times and you’re all set to get right back to work.
Hell yes. Thinx has totally hit it out of the park with this one. We can’t wait to see what it does next!
