We have some unfortunate news. It is Jafar, and we apologize.

Despite our best efforts, we have no choice but to tell you that it is Jafar.

When it is Jafar, it is a long man who needs a lamp. It is Jafar at the moment. To reiterate, we are very sorry about this.

At this point, it is simply out of our hands. It is now Jafar and two of his terrible friends: a movie star and a comedy bird.

Even when drawn by an innocent child, it is regrettably still Jafar.

We hope your day isn’t ruined by the fact that it is Jafar and his sister Madame Mayhem, two of the worst creatures under God’s mighty sun.

We are afraid that it is also Jafar in glorious 3D. We will see if there is anything we can do about this.

Okay, so the best we can offer you at the present time is Jafar next to a shirtless king. We are aware that this is not ideal. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Be safe out there, and God bless.