People without a spider on their face just don’t get it.
1. “What the…? Is that a fucking spider on your face?”
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/mzxfthduixcf6be1d9yc.gif)
Bravo. Did you think of that all by yourself?
2. “Don’t freak out, dude, but there’s a pretty huge spider on your forehead.”
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/lxacyouu3gnudshmwt3l.gif)
Cool. Appreciate the update.
3. “Jesus…just brush that thing off! Or shake your head or something! I don’t know!”
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/lqpr1bjymhmnmlihgscd.gif)
Uh, yeah. Like we’ve never heard THAT before.
4. “I…I…I think there’s a…spider…face….”
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/lyrkpdorne6dleygtaiz.gif)
Sorry, w-w-what was that?
5. “Not in the restaurant, sir.”
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/xa85pqgltbz1rpl9nkzd.gif)
Ugh…really?
6. “Holy shit, can you not feel it skittering around on your face?”
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/oeasfatocdhv2eoj8jf8.gif)
Not even going to justify that with a response.
7. “That thing is fake, right…FUCK! It’s crawling around all over the place!”
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/fs08ob1crbfj9siouvqh.gif)
Thx, obvious police.
8. “Do you happen to own a pet spider?”
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/thdoduuko4fbmnpfebrw.gif)
…DUH!
9. “Fuck, man…it’s fucking laying eggs on your head!”
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/pxb4lye668qflaiinlip.gif)
Wow. Thanks for the insight.
10. “I think it just ran into your ear!”
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/prx6q0clukwrhg3qvyh4.gif)
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