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10 Things You Should Never Say To A Pregnant Woman

When you’re around an expectant mother, there are just some things that shouldn’t come out of your mouth. Here’s a convenient list of what to avoid saying to a pregnant woman under any circumstances.

1. “Is it yours?”

2. “Have you picked a gender?”

3. “I need this seat for my backpack, though.”

4. “That’s me in there!”

5. “Could you name it after me? I’m trying to transfer a curse.”

6. “What happens if it’s a bug? Would you smoosh it?”

7. “Gesundheit!”

8. “You ever worry it might get confused and come out your mouth?”

9. “Liar!”

10. “Nice try, missy—you still have to take the SATs.”