Don’t bother trying to correct us. We know we’ve spelled these words wrong, and we absolutely meant to do it each and every time.
1. Phrown
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/i1cgmiyzlavhlqpl3igq.jpg)
We know how this one is spelled. It is spelled “Frown.” But we spelled it this way because that is what we wanted to do.
2. Salard
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/jgdotld5zja6acyijyfi.jpg)
Autocorrect kept changing this to “Salad.” We kept changing it back to “Salard.”
3. Permodds
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/cs9xcfdtnn7s73c85lfh.jpg)
Of course we know the “correct” way to spell “Pyramids.” We have made a conscious decision to spell it a different way.
4. Mulb
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/e8nyuygmoldyhjyeuldb.jpg)
This one is completely deliberate too.
5. The Kwen
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/xacdeco1fnrdszogusio.jpg)
We know how you’re supposed to spell “Queen.” That’s just not how we spelled it.
6. La’am
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/rwmrgsvjdzximq5bachc.jpg)
Our spell checker put a squiggly red line underneath this one. We clicked “Ignore.”
7. Larminard Darzingargle
![](https://cv-images.clickhole.com/originals/la1pk2xl2wix8i6v7w2h.jpg)
Look, we know this isn’t the way you spell this guy’s name, but just try this spelling out in a sentence: “I cry every time I watch the scene in Titanic where Larminard Darzingargle drowns.” It’s better, right? Yes. It is better.