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Awesome: Centrum Has Created A Pre-Natal Cow That Ravenous Pregnant Women Can Devour For 1,000 Pounds Of Essential Vitamins And Minerals

Giving babies the vital nutrients they need to grow and be healthy is a top priority, but for expectant mothers, loading their diet with dietary supplements can be exhausting. Thankfully, though, Centrum has found a perfect solution: It created a pre-natal cow that ravenous pregnant women can devour for 1,000 pounds of essential vitamins and minerals!

Awesome! Nourishing your growing baby has never been easier.

According to Centrum, its pre-natal cow is loaded with nutritional must-haves, like muscle tissue that’s high in protein, hooves rich in calcium and magnesium, and organs like its still-beating heart loaded with vitamin B-12 and iron. To supplement their diet, new moms can leap onto the thrashing cow’s back and sink their teeth right into its spine to slurp out the still-warm bone marrow that’s full of omega-3 fatty acids that are crucial for healthy fetal development.

Yep! Plus, devouring this 1,000-pound bovine won’t just help nourish your child, it will help nourish you, too. Doctors say that pregnant women who slaughter, disembowel, and eat Centrum’s pre-natal cow at least twice a day will get more than 24 essential vitamins and minerals to keep them strong from pregnancy through breastfeeding!

So, if you’re a soon-to-be mom, head down to Centrum’s ranch to pick up one of its pre-natal cows. You definitely don’t want to skimp on your newborn’s health and not be devouring live cattle during all three trimesters of pregnancy.