According to multiple reports, sexual situations have entered your life and it is wonderful in every way: You have threesome now with polite SHY MAN and the RUDE WIZARD who use of his magic to make his ding-dong smaller!
How beautiful! Make preparations to your groin and wash your life to make it smell nice, because the threesome is about to begin!
It’s never been easier to understand: There are two people who are ready to work with you to complete an erotic project. The first person is a polite SHY MAN who is famous for his good manners and for hiding because he is bashful. The second person is the RUDE WIZARD who belches out loud during intercourse and pushes people out of the way when he is walking to nowhere important. These two gentlemen are teaming up for a sexual disaster in which you are the third collaborator. Nice! There’s never been a happier time to be you!
When you now are to have the threesome that here begins today and soon, it’s going to be the bonanza. The three of you (polite SHY MAN, RUDE WIZARD, and YOU) will make a ruckus on the mattress. The mattress will make the noise “sklont sklont sklont” as you rocket back and forth in sexual undulations. The polite SHY MAN will mumble “please and thank you” and look around the bedroom for a good hiding spot while the RUDE WIZARD will shout “get out of my way” while he makes love to you and use his powers to shrink his ding-dong to the size of a raisin’s hat.
We’re so happy that this majestic event is happening to you! We’re smiling from ear to ear!
The threesome is guaranteed to last for hours and hours, and it’s going to leave everyone laughing and seasick! The SHY MAN will hide under the bed while the RUDE WIZARD kisses your nose and gives you the middle finger. When it’s all over, the RUDE WIZARD will use his magic to make his ding-dong so small that only detectives can see it. Then he’ll leave your house without saying goodbye. The polite SHY MAN will shake your hand and ask if he can take some of your silverware home to show to his family. If you say no he will set himself on fire!
Once that happens, your threesome will be complete, and there will never be another reason for you to be sexual ever again!
It’s official: Your life is amazing, and we can’t wait to hear about this fabulous sexual maze you’re about to enter. Your threesome with the polite SHY MAN and the RUDE WIZARD is sure to be one of the most boring and romantic threesomes in the history of love. Remember to let the SHY MAN take some of your silverware home to show his family or there will be tragic consequences!
