President of the United States
Hey all,
Hope everyone is doing well.
I just wanted to get on ClickHole.com and let people know that I’d really appreciate it if you could send me your T-shirt size by the end of next week. The sizes they have are small, medium, large, and extra large, so let me know which one you want. We can’t get baby-doll tees, unfortunately, since that would require placing a separate order and costs more.
Please don’t email your size to me, because I don’t want to risk missing your message. I’m president, so I get a lot of email, and the White House spam filter sometimes puts real messages in the spam folder. Instead, I set up a Google Form you should fill out.
Important: If you don’t send in your T-shirt size by next Friday, I can’t guarantee that it’ll be included in the order. We’ll do the best we can for anyone who responds late, but no promises.
Thanks a bunch!
—Barack
