Here’s a mystery within a mystery that will have you scratching your head and looking for answers: This chalk outline of a body at a crime scene includes the guy’s cock and balls and asshole and everything.
Hmm. Wonder what that’s all about….
While police on the scene were unable to provide any information on the matter due to it being an ongoing investigation, the fact that they took such great care to meticulously trace the penis (glans included), bunghole, and each individual testicle suggests that knowing exactly where and how the victim’s junk flopped after he was killed is somehow critical to solving the crime. Judging from size, it appears that the penis was flaccid, so we can at least conclude that the guy didn’t have a boner at the time of death, although we’re admittedly unsure if this information is in any way relevant to the case. For now, all we can really do is speculate.
Perhaps the killer had tiny, fucked-up genitals and murdered the victim out of jealousy over his normal, evenly proportioned shaft and balls. Or perhaps the victim was a drug mule who’d stashed heroin in his anus or cock hole. Or maybe the victim was caught in the throes of some forbidden sexual act that sent the killer into a murderous rage (e.g., banging the guy’s wife or mom or dog or something). There are literally countless possibilities as to why investigators chose to outline the wiener, nuts, and b-hole while excluding other anatomical details like fingers and facial features, and we could speculate all day, but just throwing out random guesses isn’t gonna get us any closer to cracking the case.
God, we just really wanna know what the deal is.
We’ll definitely be eagerly following this story for updates, although if we’re being entirely honest here, we’re really just interested in learning why the victim’s naughty bits were included in the chalk outline, and we don’t really care about solving the crime itself. Still, we hope investigators are able to get to the bottom of it, and we send our condolences to the family of the victim. From what we can tell, it seems like he was a great guy.
