Wow. This is powerful journalism!
Speaking Truth To Power: The New York Times Editorial Board Just Used Their Platform To Make A Brave Statement Against War In The Middle East
- Fighting Porn Addiction: Accessing PornHub Will Now Require Letting A Random Convenience Store Clerk Know You Are About To Masturbate Like You Had To Do Back When You Needed To Use Magazines
- Seizing The Moment: Amid Backlash Over Nike’s New Colin Kaepernick Ad, Skechers Just Released A Commercial Boasting That They’re Spineless Cowards Who Stand For Nothing
- About Time: Vlad The Impaler's Ninth Generation Descendant Has Finally Publicly Denounced Impaling
- Fuck, He Must Be Really Good: This World Cup Player Just Has One Name
- Death With Dignity: Life Alert Has Added A Self-Destruct Button
- An Ouroboros Of Failure: Every Man In This Friend Group Has Been Used By Every Other Man In This Friend Group As An Example Of A Guy You ‘Don’t Want To End Up Like’
- Not Helping Their Reputation: All 12 Of The Fans The Dance Cam Just Showed On The Jumbotron At The Phillies Game Were Pissing Into Bottles
- ‘From The Gentleman Tipping His Hat To You In The Celebrity Row’: Steve Schirripa Keeps Sending White Wine To The Knicks Bench
