Wow. This is powerful journalism!
Speaking Truth To Power: The New York Times Editorial Board Just Used Their Platform To Make A Brave Statement Against War In The Middle East
- Fighting Porn Addiction: Accessing PornHub Will Now Require Letting A Random Convenience Store Clerk Know You Are About To Masturbate Like You Had To Do Back When You Needed To Use Magazines
- Seizing The Moment: Amid Backlash Over Nike’s New Colin Kaepernick Ad, Skechers Just Released A Commercial Boasting That They’re Spineless Cowards Who Stand For Nothing
- About Time: Vlad The Impaler's Ninth Generation Descendant Has Finally Publicly Denounced Impaling
- Fuck, He Must Be Really Good: This World Cup Player Just Has One Name
- Group Bonding FTW: Every Person On This Bachelorette Trip Doesn’t Want To Be There
- Amazing: Truvada And Smucker’s Just Partnered To Create PrEP In The Form Of An Uncrustable
- About Time: The DMV Has Announced That Driver Licenses Will Now Have A Box To Check To Consent To An Image Of Your Mangled Corpse Being Used On A Death Metal Album Cover In The Event You Die In A Car Accident
- Finally! Scientists Have Developed A Viagra Engineered To Be Used While Operating Heavy Machinery
