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What’s The Fucking Angle Here: This Kid Is Walking Around And Passing Worksheets Out To The Whole Classroom Even Though The Teacher Said To Just Pass Them Straight Back

What’s The Fucking Angle Here: This Kid Is Walking Around And Passing Worksheets Out To The Whole Classroom Even Though The Teacher Said To Just Pass Them Straight Back

April 27, 2022

Alright Then: ‘Sesame Street’ Has Announced That They’re Not Going To Do A Whole Episode About It, But They Want Everyone To Know That Grover Is Addicted To Shopping

Alright Then: ‘Sesame Street’ Has Announced That They’re Not Going To Do A Whole Episode About It, But They Want Everyone To Know That Grover Is Addicted To Shopping

April 7, 2022

Missing The Mark: This Dad Trying To Bond With His Son At The Monster Truck Show Does Not Understand That His Son Would Rather Be Fucking the Cars

Missing The Mark: This Dad Trying To Bond With His Son At The Monster Truck Show Does Not Understand That His Son Would Rather Be Fucking the Cars

January 12, 2022

Honestly Not Important, But Still Kind Of Interesting: This Baby’s First Word Was ‘Bells And Whistles’

Honestly Not Important, But Still Kind Of Interesting: This Baby’s First Word Was ‘Bells And Whistles’

November 29, 2021

You Needn’t Be So Sharp With The Lad: The Young Maſter Only Purchaſed $40,000 Of Ham On The Dark Web In An Effort To Pleaſe You, Sire

You Needn’t Be So Sharp With The Lad: The Young Maſter Only Purchaſed $40,000 Of Ham On The Dark Web In An Effort To Pleaſe You, Sire

November 23, 2021

Did They Run Out Of Powerful Women? This Children’s Book About Amazing Female Trailblazers Goes Right From Ruth Bader Ginsburg To Ms. Pac-Man

Did They Run Out Of Powerful Women? This Children’s Book About Amazing Female Trailblazers Goes Right From Ruth Bader Ginsburg To Ms. Pac-Man

October 18, 2021

I Refuse To Bring Children Into A World Where The Lazy Idiot Jughead Exists

I Refuse To Bring Children Into A World Where The Lazy Idiot Jughead Exists

September 20, 2021