Ooh-la-la! These exclusive Pippa Middleton bikini pics prove that she doesn’t need a crown to be royally sexy.
13 EXCLUSIVE Pippa Middleton Bikini Pics Drawn In Crayon
1. Sizzling on the beach in a skimpy green bikini, Pippa is leaving very little to the imagination—and we’re loving it!
2. With a body like that, it’s hard not to think that William picked the wrong Middleton.
3. All rise for the Duchess of Babeville!
4. If you’ve got it, flaunt it, sista!
5. Hubba hubba! We’ll be your royal prince, Pippa!
6. Hear that thud? That was the sound of our jaws hitting the floor.
7. This blue bikini looks incredible against her skin tone.
8. Behold: the fair English lily in full bloom.
10. We certainly wouldn’t mind if Father Christmas brought us one of these to unwrap!
11. Who needs crown jewels? She’s already the princess of our hearts.
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