Ugh, this is so heartbreaking. If you’re a spiritual person, please say a few prayers for Dan Diorio of Houston, TX who’s dealing with some extremely heavy news right now: This man found a lump in his truck nutz.
Just awful. You hate to hear about anyone going through something like this.
When Dan crawled under his pickup truck yesterday morning to perform the weekly exam of his vehicle’s truck nutz, he expected to do a few quick palpations of his truck’s scrotum and then head off to work at his landscaping firm. Unfortunately, Dan was horrified to discover a pea-sized mass on his F-150’s left testicle.
“I was trying to convince myself that it was nothing, but I figured I’d call my mechanic and bring the truck in for him to look at, just in case,” Dan said. “He ran a few tests and examined both of my truck’s nutz, and the way he looked at me I knew the news was bad.”
While the mechanic is still waiting for all the truck’s test results to come back, Dan is preparing for the worst. “I’m trying to stay positive, but if we get bad news, I feel like I need to be ready for my truck, to take care of its nutz and make sure it stays at peak performance.” Still, even though difficult times might be ahead, Dan is remaining positive. “No matter what comes our way, I’m going to be there for my truck, through treatments, through emergency trips to Pep Boys at three in the morning—whatever it takes.”
Depending on the results of the tests Dan’s mechanic ran, it’s possible that Dan’s truck might need one or even both of its nutz removed. But if there’s a silver lining to all this, it’s that Dan’s truck has a compassionate and dedicated caretaker to make sure it gets everything it needs to beat the odds and get back on the road. This might be a dark time for Dan and his truck’s nutz, but with grit and determination we’re sure they’ll come out of this stronger than ever!
