In our modern age, transparency is paramount. I am committed to creating a world where information is shared, not hidden, so here are several emails I sent to Hillary Clinton when I first noticed my horse was ill.
In The Interest Of Full Transparency, Here Are The 7 Emails I Sent To Hillary Clinton About My Sick Horse
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