If you missed last night’s big night, ClickHole is here to get you up to speed on all things Oscars, movies, and gigantic sexual stars.
Missed Our Oscars Live-Tweeting? Here Are The 10 Tweets That Sum The Night Up Perfectly

- Fighting Porn Addiction: Accessing PornHub Will Now Require Letting A Random Convenience Store Clerk Know You Are About To Masturbate Like You Had To Do Back When You Needed To Use Magazines
- The Saga Continues: JK Rowling Just Revealed That Voldemort Came Back To Life, Used A Spell To Lift Will Smith’s 10-Year Oscar Ban, And Then Died Again
- About Time: Texas Roadhouse Has Announced That They’ve Written A Song For Waitstaff To Sing To Men Who Are Celebrating A Recent Vasectomy
- What’s Going On Here? This Man Wrote Happy Birthday On His Wife’s Facebook Wall




