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The Future Is Here: This Walrus Is Wearing A Jetpack

While the 21st century has seen massive technological advancement, such progress is often too incremental for a single moment to truly stand out as the dawn of a new era. That is, until now: This walrus is wearing a jetpack. 

This is it. The future is here!

Media streaming. Smartphones. A.I. mRNA technology. While these recent breakthroughs are all impressive, none of them hold a candle to this walrus, because this walrus is wearing a jetpack. On its body. Where the jetpack goes, the walrus goes, and that means the walrus can shoot far into the clouds, zoom back down to the ocean, zip to the left, zap to the right, and even spin around very fast in one spot for hours. For an animal who has never even worn clothing to suddenly make the leap to wearing an entire jetpack is truly our era’s Big Bang.

Just look at what this walrus is wearing (a jetpack)!

Here he comes! The walrus! Jetpack and all! He’s really got that thing on. He is all strapped in. Whether or not the walrus has control of the jetpack or knows what is even going on is really immaterial, because this walrus is wearing a jetpack and therefore the future is here!