I’ve got some shit boys. My huge beautiful wife gave me children who think and speak like the toilet. I have four garbage sons: The first son is named Royce, the second son is named Preston, the third son is named Lance And Blake (two names for just one son), and the fourth son is the dreaded Laramie. Which one of my toxic sons are you? Take this quiz to find out!
Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You?

- How Many Of These Passive-Aggressive Comments Has Your Dad Made About Spider-Man Out Of Jealousy?
- Just Following Up On That Creepy Message I Wrote In Blood On Your Bathroom Mirror
- Can You Successfully Smuggle A Fun-Size Kit Kat Into A Movie Theater?
- You Were Supposed To Be On Goose Patrol: How Many Of These Goose Incidents Have Happened Under Your Watch?




