I’ve got some shit boys. My huge beautiful wife gave me children who think and speak like the toilet. I have four garbage sons: The first son is named Royce, the second son is named Preston, the third son is named Lance And Blake (two names for just one son), and the fourth son is the dreaded Laramie. Which one of my toxic sons are you? Take this quiz to find out!
Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You?
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- How Many Of These Things Have You Named Your WiFi Network To Subtly Encourage Your Upstairs Neighbors’ Sex Life?
- Do You Have The Prancing, Whistling, And Juggling Skills It Takes To Become A Navy SEAL?
- Are You A Carrie, A Samantha, Or Several Samanthas?
