The world is once again reeling after the Islamic State’s latest attack. ISIS has created a Lamb Chop puppet with a realistic human ass.
A picture of ISIS’ Lamb Chop—which is based on the late ventriloquist Shari Lewis’ beloved puppet but features a disturbingly lifelike and fleshy human ass—began circulating online this morning in what can only be described as a horrific and senseless attack on all of humanity. The militant Islamist group quickly took credit for the puppet in a statement posted on social media.
Many details regarding ISIS’ Lamb Chop puppet are still unknown, but the altered Lamb Chop appears to be an exact replica of the one used by Shari Lewis on her 1990s PBS show, Lamb Chop’s Play-Along, with the lone exception of its shockingly realistic human ass. It has yet to be determined how members of the Islamic State were able to achieve such verisimilitude with their addition to the Lamb Chop puppet, but officials have confirmed that it is an extremely realistic-looking ass.
News of the Lamb Chop puppet’s impeccably rendered human ass sent shockwaves throughout the world, with millions taking to social media to express grief and outrage regarding ISIS giving the cherished puppet such a realistic ass that looks like it belongs to a human and not a lamb.
Others urged users not to share the picture of ISIS’ Lamb Chop puppet due to its disturbing and graphic nature.
Today was another chilling reminder that ISIS’ willingness to inflict pain and suffering on innocent people around the world knows no bounds. Let’s just hope our security forces are better able to prevent them from carrying out attacks like this in the future.
