People without a spider on their face just don’t get it.

1. “What the…? Is that a fucking spider on your face?”

Bravo. Did you think of that all by yourself?

2. “Don’t freak out, dude, but there’s a pretty huge spider on your forehead.”

Cool. Appreciate the update.

3. “Jesus…just brush that thing off! Or shake your head or something! I don’t know!”

Uh, yeah. Like we’ve never heard THAT before.

4. “I…I…I think there’s a…spider…face….”

Sorry, w-w-what was that?

5. “Not in the restaurant, sir.”

Ugh…really?

6. “Holy shit, can you not feel it skittering around on your face?”

Not even going to justify that with a response.

7. “That thing is fake, right…FUCK! It’s crawling around all over the place!”

Thx, obvious police.

8. “Do you happen to own a pet spider?”

…DUH!

9. “Fuck, man…it’s fucking laying eggs on your head!”

Wow. Thanks for the insight.

10. “I think it just ran into your ear!”

:-/