In honor of ClickHole’s 10th anniversary, we have compiled some of our most viral content from years past. Please enjoy our coverage of businessman and innovator Elon Musk.

 

The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg

 

A Brilliant Innovator: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Currently Developing A Lemon With Legs That Can Sprint To Hungry People All Over The World

 

Devastating Setback: Elon Musk Has Murdered His Lemon With Legs After It Kicked Him In The Groin

 

Car Of The Future: Elon Musk Has Revealed That The Next Tesla Will Feature A Ziploc Bag Of Cashews In The Glove Compartment

 

I Did Everything I Could To Buy ClickHole, But Their Editorial Integrity Won Out Over My Billion-Dollar Offers, And I Respect Them Even More For That (By Elon Musk)

 

The Future Is Here! Elon Musk Stuck A Guitar Cable In A Dolphin’s Brain And Had Carlos Santana Play A Solo Into It And The Dolphin Died Instantly

 

More Bad Press For Elon: The Car Elon Musk Launched Into Orbit Has Fallen Back Down To Earth And Crushed Malala Yousafzai

 

Taking Another Crack At Rebranding: Elon Musk Has Changed The Twitter Logo To The Pepsi Logo And Renamed It ‘Pepsi’

 

Inclusivity Win: SpaceX Has Successfully Launched A Handicap-Accessible Ramp Into Orbit

 

PR Nightmare: All Of Tesla’s Self Driving Cars Have Driven To The Edge Of A Cliff To Egg On A Self-Driving Car That Is About To Drive Off